Witty Wednesday

Happy Wednesday! Karen is on vacation so I am posting this for her 🙂

Hi everyone! Its Wendsday so here are some more World According the Student Bloopers. Enjoy!

In the Olympic Games, Greeks ran races. jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw java. The reward to the victor was a coral wreath. The government of Athens was democratic because people took the law into their own hands. There were no wars in Greece, as the mountains were so high that they couldn’t climb over to see what their neighbors were doing. When they fought with the Persians, the Greeks were outnumbered because the Persians had more men.

Eventually, the Ramons conquered the Geeks. History calls people Romans because they never stayed in one place very long. At Roman banquets, the guests wore garlics in their hair. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Nero was a cruel tyranny who would torture his poor sujects by playing the fiddle to them.

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